Timothy's Funny One Liners

What would we do without the joy and laughter this little guy brings into our lives. He is definitely from the male species and all of us girls in the house are learning a thing or 2 every day about boys! Here are a few of my favorites:

Me: I love you so much.

Timothy: I love you so muches.

And just the other day:

Timothy climbs up on the counter and gets the children's ibuprofen (with a childproof lid) and holds his belly and tells me, "My tummy hurts, have some medicine?"

Me: "That medicine isn't for your tummy, it's for your head."

Timothy moving his hand from his belly to his head says, "My head hurts too."

And yesterday:

Timothy is supposed to be on the potty trying to do his business and the next thing we see is a streak of him wearing only a t-shirt and tube socks holding a dinosaur and screaming at the top of his lungs, "Rooooaaaarrrrr!!!!" We were all laughing hysterically at the site.

And here is one we just can't post a picture of, but imagine it if you wish:

Timothy runs out of his bath tonight, totally naked, and surprises Phil in the kitchen. Standing there buck naked and dripping wet, he announces to Phil, "do the splits?" He promptly tries to do the splits right there in the kitchen and all Phil could say is, "That's just wrong! Go get dressed."

Obviously the gymnastic events in the recent Olympics have inspired him. Here is a short video of him jumping off the couch and trying to stick his landing.